This is a guide on something very dear to me.
Something very, very, very, very important!
Something you'll never forget once you learn it!
Something that will definitely change your life!
Really! It's that important!
[size=200][color=#ff0000]Alot isn't a word. Look it up.[/color][/size]
This has been annoying me for years now. People have somehow built up this illusion that "alot" is a word. It's not. It's "a lot". I tend to get really salty whenever someone uses it so I've had to repress it for so, so, so long. This is where I can tell people about it! No, but seriously, this has been annoying me for years and I have to pretend to not notice it all the time and I just wanted to share this with you. When you use it in front of someone who knows it's not a word, it gives you a really young sound to your writing, like the newcomer who's taught how to RP but still makes a lot of spelling errors. I'm sorry for being so salty, but now that I've posted this, I can not talk about it!
And with that, I bid you adieu.
-Noodle
This is a guide on something very dear to me.
Something very, very, very, very important!
Something you'll never forget once you learn it!
Something that will definitely change your life!
Really! It's that important!
Alot isn't a word. Look it up.
This has been annoying me for years now. People have somehow built up this illusion that "alot" is a word. It's not. It's "a lot". I tend to get really salty whenever someone uses it so I've had to repress it for so, so, so long. This is where I can tell people about it! No, but seriously, this has been annoying me for years and I have to pretend to not notice it all the time and I just wanted to share this with you. When you use it in front of someone who knows it's not a word, it gives you a really young sound to your writing, like the newcomer who's taught how to RP but still makes a lot of spelling errors. I'm sorry for being so salty, but now that I've posted this, I can not talk about it!
And with that, I bid you adieu.
-Noodle
wtf this paper tastes like lettuce